So I was shopping and I saw that the local supermarket feels the need to demarcate "Candy Free Lanes", where apparently in a WHOLE STORE FULL OF FOOD, people can't be trusted to stand on line for five minutes and not tear into the shit. So they put up other things like batteries, and magazines, and the like. It's all marketing tripe, of course, since...

...of course, right across from two "Candy Free Lanes", they put the halloween aisle, with enough sugar to send the state of delaware into diabetic shock.